How and How Not to Have a Hockey Fight

First; let's start with these two guys who will go down in history as 'those two guys who had a great fight not-fight'.

One of these guys apparently represents the Cornwall River Kings, which is so close to Corn hole that it's too easy.  I don't know who the other team is.  A google search tells me that they are both tough guys and are playing in the NAHL, which is basically a french (you can tell by their names) semi-pro league (you can tell by the ice).  Plus, NAHL stands for Nord America Hockey League.  Nord is french for North. I think.

So let's see how to have a real hockey fight;

I am sure it's just a coincidence that at the top are two french guys, at the bottom there are two not french guys.  I think Don Cherry is calling me to go out for some pops now.

But in all fairness, it's not just because they are in different leagues.  Here's another classic not-fight between two guys that aren't french.  One of them is actually Irish, which makes this slightly more embarrassing as he went on to become quite the punching bag in later tilts with Mark Messier and Wendell Clark, to name a few.