oh so bored...

Here's an interesting fact, in a time when interesting facts related to hockey and the Vancouver Canucks are rare;  according to TSN's overseas player tracker of the 125 players currently playing overseas waiting for Bettman to return to Hockey Hell to inform his handlers to quit fucking around, there is not one Vancouver Canuck amongst them.  I don't know what that says about hockey, those players or the Vancouver Canuck current roster, but i propose we give the Canucks a slow hand clap for showing some solidarity while they take an extra long summer off, because after these last 2 years, why not.

i was so bored i nearly found out who was in the World Series.  San Fransisco and kung fu panda...?

The 2012 NHL Owner Playoffs

The Ultimate Showdown; The Stanley Cup Playoffs,

Owner's Edition




"I fart money."

"Steve Yzerman personally wipes my bum
non-sexually, of course."

                

              

          VS.









 

 Unless you have been frozen in Hell, having to fulfill that wager you made about the Los Angeles Kings ever winning the Stanley Cup, chances are you have heard about the NHL lockout; how the greatest way the owners decided to capitalize on the biggest stories of the 2012 season was to stop playing hockey.  They had an opportunity to capitalize on acheiving success in the LA market, the longest playoff run in Phoenix Coyote history and John Tortorella not beating the crap out of some New York sports reporter, despite their best efforts. 

The Owners, in their Infinite Wisdom, have decided to lock out the players and blablabla you know all this so i will cut straight to the alternative reality; where the 'anonymous' Owners are the ones competing for the Holy Grail of hockey without the benefit of paid employees to get punched in the face (shout out to Daniel Sedin), televised crying after losing, or being mobbed incessantly by TSN analysts asking what they think Rick Nash will do over the summer.