Thursday, 29 May 2014

From the Canucks Dumpster Diving Team...

FROM THE DESK OF
VANCOUVER CANUCKS GENERAL MANAGER
MIKE GILLIS
JIM BENNING


TO DO;

Build Team Morale by 'wear your old jersey to work day' promotion.
Find old jersey    never mind. I was a lot smaller then. 
Get rid of current drafting system.
Find out if there is a current drafting system.
Hide my 2011 Stanley Cup ring in a safe place.
Ask custodial staff to remove the TSN bugs from Trevor's office.  
Ask them to remove Mike's motivational mirrors from my office.
Call Buffalo re; Cody. No takebacksies?
Find out who this Eddie Lack kid is. he's the goalie!! What happened there?
Inquire as to Jonas Gustavson (sp)? Free Agent?
Find out what NTC means besides all these players names.
Try not to mention Vigneault, Roberto, Cory, or Torts.
Buy a lot of umbrellas. Prob some gum boots as well.

Find new coach
what about a former player/coach (next Pat Roy)? 

Av?  still busy. 
Stan? 'not a fucking chance' so ... no.
Marcus? - not accepting calls ... probably a no.
Harold? - still have moustache? Unable to understand on phone.... would make for good press conferences. Will follow up.
Barry Trotz - still available? May be hard to see in dressing room
Kirk Muller - Pro; past Captain. Cup Winner. Can relate to Trev re; being traded.
Con; coached the Hurricanes. Not used to high scoring teams.
Adam Oates - Pro; has some experience dealing with superstars, likes to score. Not given good chance in Wash. Con; has some experience dealing with superstars.  
Peter Laviolette - Pro; been to Cup Finals Con; with Pronger-led Philadelphia team. Weird hair. 
Mike Keenan - be a good joke on Trevor. 
Messier - probably too far. 
Tom Renney - apparently been here already
Wayne? 3rd time's the charm!?






No comments:

Post a Comment